Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
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my mum was laughing hysterically when I woke up this morning and I went to see what she was laughing at and
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THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
AHMAHGOD
i will forever love this
THIS IS THE BEST SELECTION OF GIF’S I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
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if this gets 10,000 notes i’ll spend the rest of my life saving money to buy enough jell-o powder to turn the entire ocean into jell-o
true ambition
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