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linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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sodamnrelatable:

When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:

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When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:

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When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:

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When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:

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When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:

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When you hit your head on a low beam:

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When a mosquito bites your forehead:

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When you get brain freeze:

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When you’re Raven Simone and you get a vision:

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ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

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"aw that sucks :("

- me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

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eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

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